i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Randomize
