i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
