It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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