He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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