it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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