So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
OPIZZABONMYDICK
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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