dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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