Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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