I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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