im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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