My nipple is on Facebook.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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