its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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