wakey wakey hands off snakey
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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