dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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