Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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