She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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