white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
We had to coat check the pizza.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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