I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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