I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
