No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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