so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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