I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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