How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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