Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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