do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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