taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
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It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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