Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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