three words: i give head
three words: not that well
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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