Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
