May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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