apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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