sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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