Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I need a hoe opinion
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