Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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