well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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