i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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