Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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