It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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