Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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