dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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