We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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