You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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