pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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