Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
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Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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