My friends, they love my intelligence
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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