hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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