Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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