Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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