You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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