You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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