I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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