What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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