also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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