I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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