that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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