too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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