Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
it was like eating out sand paper
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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