My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He felt like a one man threesome
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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