Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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