My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Drunk is not a location!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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