my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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