Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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