I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
He did a backflip because drugs
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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