she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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