My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Your penis caused this!
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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