Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
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